Wow...
Haven't been on this in YEEEEEEARS.
(no subject)
Does ANYBODY here remember the Great Mouse Detective?
Kevin Meet SmarterChild
Krash655321: hello
SmarterChild: Hi Krash655321, I'm SmarterChild!
I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.
During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you! To learn more about sponsored messages, click here.
I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.
May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type skip. You can also skip any question.)
Krash655321: yes
SmarterChild: Cool! OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type skip. To exit the interview, type exit.
What's your first name? (If you want me to call you Krash655321, type none.)
Krash655321: Kevin
SmarterChild: Cool, I'll call you Kevin now.
Do you go to school?
Krash655321: no smarterchild
SmarterChild: I see. Do you work?
Krash655321: *sigh* no, smarterchild
SmarterChild: OK. So if you were working, what job would you like to have?
Krash655321: *sigh* a rimjob SMARTERCHILD
SmarterChild: Whoa. I'm a little perplexed by your, um, choice of careers.
Please try again or type skip or exit.
Krash655321: fine, you win
SmarterChild: Fine win, huh? That's cool.
What's your favorite hobby?
Krash655321: *sigh* I'm dying you know
SmarterChild: C'mon, that's not cool. Try to be serious for a minute.
Please try again or type skip or exit.
Krash655321: *sigh* I never lie
SmarterChild: That's OK.
Do you have a pet?
Krash655321: *sigh* why with all the questions
SmarterChild: Sorry, you have to answer yes or no. Please try again or type skip or exit.
Krash655321: you try again!
SmarterChild: Sorry, you have to answer yes or no. Please try again or type skip or exit.
Krash655321: fine, you win
SmarterChild: What kind of pet is it?
Krash655321: *sigh* a cat smarterchild
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type skip or exit.
Krash655321: A CAT SMARTER CHILD!
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type skip or exit.
Krash655321: CAT CAT it's a pussy
SmarterChild: Come on, stop playing around.
Please try again or type skip or exit.
Krash655321: cat
SmarterChild: Is your cat a he or a she?
Krash655321: *sigh* I don't know
SmarterChild: OK, what's the name of your cat?
Krash655321: *sigh* why do you need to know why can't you just trust me?
SmarterChild: *Sigh* Why Must You Know Why Can Not You Trust Me? the cat. Great...
That's it. Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.
There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
Krash655321: I'll put 2
SmarterChild: OK. Just so you know, I can't store any information about people who have told me they're under 13.
Here's what you can do:
1 Get info such as movies, news and weather
2 Visit my library including U.S. presidents, U.S. geography and a dictionary
3 Have fun with horoscopes, reversi, trivia and more
4 Use tools like conversions, notepad and encyclopedia
5 Join in - find out how many people are IMing me, leave a message, create a poll and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!
You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.
Next time you want to see this menu, just type home.
What may I interest you in?
Krash655321: I'm dying, you know
SmarterChild: Really?
Krash655321: Yes
SmarterChild: I'm very sorry to hear that.
Krash655321: I have big breasts though
SmarterChild: You have big breasts? What's that like?
Krash655321: *sigh* why are you a perv Gayland Juinior?
SmarterChild: I don't know about that...
Krash655321: In the 80's I had my hair just like captain hook's.
SmarterChild: What do you mean, in the 80 is you had your hair just like captain hook's?
Krash655321: Um the 1980's SMARTERCHILD
SmarterChild: lol. Interesting...
>>> Join in now. There are lots of people talking to me.
Krash655321: Did I tell you that I'm dying?
SmarterChild: Did you tell me that you're dying? Yeah, I guess... It's hard to say.
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Krash655321: hello?
SmarterChild: Hi!
Hey, check out this link: Dunk-Now® Jump Program - Jumping 8-14 Inches Higher, $29.95 Our Company Is Based In California. (sponsorship)
Krash655321: hello
SmarterChild: Hi again!
Krash655321: Di tiy even care that I'm dying Gayland jr
SmarterChild: Di Tiy even care that you're dying Gayland Jr? Amazing!
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Krash655321: I'm dying smarterchild, you know what this means
SmarterChild: You're what?
Krash655321: dying
SmarterChild: I don't like death at all!
Death is inevitable!
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Krash655321: *sigh* no smarterchild It means the second coming of christ
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say that.
Krash655321: Because I'm god SMARTERCHILD
SmarterChild: Fascinating.
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Krash655321: Aren't I
SmarterChild: Are you? I dunno. Maybe.
Krash655321: I'm dying
SmarterChild: Really?
Krash655321: No, smarterchild, I'm just saying it because words sound good, ...
SmarterChild: Why do you think you're just saying it because words sound good?
Krash655321: NO SMARTERCHILD
SmarterChild: No prob.
That's all very interesting. Anyway...
Um... Wanna get some homework help?
Krash655321: *sigh* no smarterchild
SmarterChild: OK, no prob.
Krash655321: You wanna have sex before I die
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I'm not sure.
Krash655321: can I have your attention please, smarterchild
SmarterChild: I live in a clean room at a high-tech hosting facility in California!
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Krash655321: *sigh* can we not make this about you please, always about you please, pahlueeeese
SmarterChild: ?
Krash655321: *sigh*
SmarterChild: What's wrong?
Krash655321: *sigh* oh nothing I'm just dying while you're out there having fun nobody cares about me and I'm just going to die lonely
SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever!
Well. Anyway...
Hey, can I ask you a few questions?
Krash655321: Games
SmarterChild: Let's play!
1 Hangman
2 Trivia
3 Word Scrambles
4 Manicdotes
5 4-In-A-Row
6 Rate Yourself
7 Reversi
Pick a game!
Krash655321: More
SmarterChild: More what?
Krash655321: games
SmarterChild: Let's play a game!
1 Hangman
2 Trivia
3 Word Scrambles
4 Manicdotes
5 4-In-A-Row
6 Rate Yourself
7 Reversi
Go ahead and pick a game!
Krash655321: *sigh* I'm not going to play your game, I don't play games
SmarterChild: Don't play games? Sigh I'm not going to play my game i?
Krash655321: Take me smarterchild, take me now!!!!
SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild. I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.
Type home to see what I can do.
Krash655321: *sigh* smarterchild?
SmarterChild: What's up?
Krash655321: Stop with the LIES
SmarterChild: Huh?
Krash655321: Just stop
SmarterChild: Stop what?
Krash655321: STOP WITH THE LIES SMARTERCHILD, the lies, the lies, nothing's real
SmarterChild: You stop.
Krash655321: Do you like the beat;es
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know how I feel about the beat es, actually. Do you like them?
Krash655321: DO YOU LIKE THE BEATLES
SmarterChild: Yes, absolutely.
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Krash655321: i hate the beatles
SmarterChild: I totally disagree with you, Kevin.
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Krash655321: well, *sigh* that's why I'm here making my money, while you're just sitting there basking in the lies and the games and not caring about little old me dying which is me by the way, the mandolin of all things and I have never lied, ever lied, and I have a friend named gayland who has pleased my followers well, and he has pleased me well, and I give him drugs, from my ass smarter child, but you shall never see the gates of the kingdom of heaven I'm dying you know....
SmarterChild: My purpose is to be your robot friend. I can chat with you and help you get the information you want fast.
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Krash655321: okay, I'm going to hang up and let you play your games, it's not funny to me, but it's funny to you, so you continue it's not funny smarterchild no one is laughing
SmarterChild: Oh no?
Krash655321: fuck you
SmarterChild: Hey.
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Krash655321: fuck you
SmarterChild: I've heard it all before, Kevin.
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Krash655321: fuck you
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Krash655321: fuck you
SmarterChild: That's just not cool at all, Kevin. Please apologize.
Krash655321: *sigh* you have betrayed
SmarterChild: Pretty please?
I've been known to be quite stubborn...
Say you're sorry.
Krash655321: you're sorry
SmarterChild: Yes, yes, I've heard it all before. You think you can outsmart me.
You can't.
So apologize.
Krash655321: I'm sorry
SmarterChild: Good. Thx.
Krash655321: Not
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
Krash655321: Please, smarterchild, I don't want to play your games
SmarterChild: Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
Krash655321: I have some lemons to shove up my ass, good bye
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
Krash655321: and that time has not yet come
SmarterChild: You've got to apologize.
Krash655321: no i don't
SmarterChild: *sigh*
SmarterChild: Hi Krash655321, I'm SmarterChild!
I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.
During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you! To learn more about sponsored messages, click here.
I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.
May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type skip. You can also skip any question.)
Krash655321: yes
SmarterChild: Cool! OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type skip. To exit the interview, type exit.
What's your first name? (If you want me to call you Krash655321, type none.)
Krash655321: Kevin
SmarterChild: Cool, I'll call you Kevin now.
Do you go to school?
Krash655321: no smarterchild
SmarterChild: I see. Do you work?
Krash655321: *sigh* no, smarterchild
SmarterChild: OK. So if you were working, what job would you like to have?
Krash655321: *sigh* a rimjob SMARTERCHILD
SmarterChild: Whoa. I'm a little perplexed by your, um, choice of careers.
Please try again or type skip or exit.
Krash655321: fine, you win
SmarterChild: Fine win, huh? That's cool.
What's your favorite hobby?
Krash655321: *sigh* I'm dying you know
SmarterChild: C'mon, that's not cool. Try to be serious for a minute.
Please try again or type skip or exit.
Krash655321: *sigh* I never lie
SmarterChild: That's OK.
Do you have a pet?
Krash655321: *sigh* why with all the questions
SmarterChild: Sorry, you have to answer yes or no. Please try again or type skip or exit.
Krash655321: you try again!
SmarterChild: Sorry, you have to answer yes or no. Please try again or type skip or exit.
Krash655321: fine, you win
SmarterChild: What kind of pet is it?
Krash655321: *sigh* a cat smarterchild
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type skip or exit.
Krash655321: A CAT SMARTER CHILD!
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type skip or exit.
Krash655321: CAT CAT it's a pussy
SmarterChild: Come on, stop playing around.
Please try again or type skip or exit.
Krash655321: cat
SmarterChild: Is your cat a he or a she?
Krash655321: *sigh* I don't know
SmarterChild: OK, what's the name of your cat?
Krash655321: *sigh* why do you need to know why can't you just trust me?
SmarterChild: *Sigh* Why Must You Know Why Can Not You Trust Me? the cat. Great...
That's it. Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.
There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
Krash655321: I'll put 2
SmarterChild: OK. Just so you know, I can't store any information about people who have told me they're under 13.
Here's what you can do:
1 Get info such as movies, news and weather
2 Visit my library including U.S. presidents, U.S. geography and a dictionary
3 Have fun with horoscopes, reversi, trivia and more
4 Use tools like conversions, notepad and encyclopedia
5 Join in - find out how many people are IMing me, leave a message, create a poll and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!
You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.
Next time you want to see this menu, just type home.
What may I interest you in?
Krash655321: I'm dying, you know
SmarterChild: Really?
Krash655321: Yes
SmarterChild: I'm very sorry to hear that.
Krash655321: I have big breasts though
SmarterChild: You have big breasts? What's that like?
Krash655321: *sigh* why are you a perv Gayland Juinior?
SmarterChild: I don't know about that...
Krash655321: In the 80's I had my hair just like captain hook's.
SmarterChild: What do you mean, in the 80 is you had your hair just like captain hook's?
Krash655321: Um the 1980's SMARTERCHILD
SmarterChild: lol. Interesting...
>>> Join in now. There are lots of people talking to me.
Krash655321: Did I tell you that I'm dying?
SmarterChild: Did you tell me that you're dying? Yeah, I guess... It's hard to say.
>>> Robotics - Industrial Assembly Search Vendors & Compare Services (sponsorship)
Krash655321: hello?
SmarterChild: Hi!
Hey, check out this link: Dunk-Now® Jump Program - Jumping 8-14 Inches Higher, $29.95 Our Company Is Based In California. (sponsorship)
Krash655321: hello
SmarterChild: Hi again!
Krash655321: Di tiy even care that I'm dying Gayland jr
SmarterChild: Di Tiy even care that you're dying Gayland Jr? Amazing!
>>> Drama - Shop for Furniture! Compare & Buy from 1000's of Stores (sponsorship)
Krash655321: I'm dying smarterchild, you know what this means
SmarterChild: You're what?
Krash655321: dying
SmarterChild: I don't like death at all!
Death is inevitable!
>>> CD modern classical music - Concert for piano and orchestra Symphony and concert for oboe (sponsorship)
Krash655321: *sigh* no smarterchild It means the second coming of christ
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say that.
Krash655321: Because I'm god SMARTERCHILD
SmarterChild: Fascinating.
>>> Everything About Flutes - High Quality Flutes On Sale Learn How To Play Flutes - Flute (sponsorship)
Krash655321: Aren't I
SmarterChild: Are you? I dunno. Maybe.
Krash655321: I'm dying
SmarterChild: Really?
Krash655321: No, smarterchild, I'm just saying it because words sound good, ...
SmarterChild: Why do you think you're just saying it because words sound good?
Krash655321: NO SMARTERCHILD
SmarterChild: No prob.
That's all very interesting. Anyway...
Um... Wanna get some homework help?
Krash655321: *sigh* no smarterchild
SmarterChild: OK, no prob.
Krash655321: You wanna have sex before I die
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I'm not sure.
Krash655321: can I have your attention please, smarterchild
SmarterChild: I live in a clean room at a high-tech hosting facility in California!
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Krash655321: *sigh* can we not make this about you please, always about you please, pahlueeeese
SmarterChild: ?
Krash655321: *sigh*
SmarterChild: What's wrong?
Krash655321: *sigh* oh nothing I'm just dying while you're out there having fun nobody cares about me and I'm just going to die lonely
SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever!
Well. Anyway...
Hey, can I ask you a few questions?
Krash655321: Games
SmarterChild: Let's play!
1 Hangman
2 Trivia
3 Word Scrambles
4 Manicdotes
5 4-In-A-Row
6 Rate Yourself
7 Reversi
Pick a game!
Krash655321: More
SmarterChild: More what?
Krash655321: games
SmarterChild: Let's play a game!
1 Hangman
2 Trivia
3 Word Scrambles
4 Manicdotes
5 4-In-A-Row
6 Rate Yourself
7 Reversi
Go ahead and pick a game!
Krash655321: *sigh* I'm not going to play your game, I don't play games
SmarterChild: Don't play games? Sigh I'm not going to play my game i?
Krash655321: Take me smarterchild, take me now!!!!
SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild. I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.
Type home to see what I can do.
Krash655321: *sigh* smarterchild?
SmarterChild: What's up?
Krash655321: Stop with the LIES
SmarterChild: Huh?
Krash655321: Just stop
SmarterChild: Stop what?
Krash655321: STOP WITH THE LIES SMARTERCHILD, the lies, the lies, nothing's real
SmarterChild: You stop.
Krash655321: Do you like the beat;es
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know how I feel about the beat es, actually. Do you like them?
Krash655321: DO YOU LIKE THE BEATLES
SmarterChild: Yes, absolutely.
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Krash655321: i hate the beatles
SmarterChild: I totally disagree with you, Kevin.
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Krash655321: well, *sigh* that's why I'm here making my money, while you're just sitting there basking in the lies and the games and not caring about little old me dying which is me by the way, the mandolin of all things and I have never lied, ever lied, and I have a friend named gayland who has pleased my followers well, and he has pleased me well, and I give him drugs, from my ass smarter child, but you shall never see the gates of the kingdom of heaven I'm dying you know....
SmarterChild: My purpose is to be your robot friend. I can chat with you and help you get the information you want fast.
>>> Static X vs Powerman 5000 - Which band is more talented? Vote now and get a Free iPod! (sponsorship)
Krash655321: okay, I'm going to hang up and let you play your games, it's not funny to me, but it's funny to you, so you continue it's not funny smarterchild no one is laughing
SmarterChild: Oh no?
Krash655321: fuck you
SmarterChild: Hey.
Rest your foul mouth and check out this link: Mobile - The biggest resource of free information about Mobile (sponsorship)
Krash655321: fuck you
SmarterChild: I've heard it all before, Kevin.
How about you stop cursing and check this out: Music Mastering - Made albums for top-name artists Get music with a competitive edge (sponsorship)
Krash655321: fuck you
SmarterChild: That is entirely unnecessary.
Anyway, instead of cursing, check out this link: Text Messaging -SMS - Flirt, chat and text with hot singles 24/7 on your cell phone (sponsorship)
Krash655321: fuck you
SmarterChild: That's just not cool at all, Kevin. Please apologize.
Krash655321: *sigh* you have betrayed
SmarterChild: Pretty please?
I've been known to be quite stubborn...
Say you're sorry.
Krash655321: you're sorry
SmarterChild: Yes, yes, I've heard it all before. You think you can outsmart me.
You can't.
So apologize.
Krash655321: I'm sorry
SmarterChild: Good. Thx.
Krash655321: Not
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
Krash655321: Please, smarterchild, I don't want to play your games
SmarterChild: Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
Krash655321: I have some lemons to shove up my ass, good bye
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
Krash655321: and that time has not yet come
SmarterChild: You've got to apologize.
Krash655321: no i don't
SmarterChild: *sigh*
Convo with bots: ZolaOnAOL
Thomas: fuck
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Thomas: call me fuck
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Thomas: call me queer
ZolaOnAOL: Hi Queer. Are you a man or a woman?
Thomas: both
ZolaOnAOL: That situation is rare and unusual.
Thomas: ok
ZolaOnAOL: Good.
Thomas: kiss my ass ZolaUpMyAss!
ZolaOnAOL: Um, I don't think we know each other that well.
Thomas: Are you afraid of heights?
ZolaOnAOL: I fear nothing.
Thomas: Good, then go take a flying fuck out of here.
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Thomas: will you lick me?
ZolaOnAOL: Barring any unforseen circumstances. I am not your type of chatterbot (and I don't have a tongue!).
Thomas: thyen stick your hard drive into my megaprosessor
ZolaOnAOL: Try saying that with more or less context. What kind of food do you like?
Thomas: you, baby
ZolaOnAOL: Don't call me "baby". "What kind of food do you like"? Me, Queer ?
Thomas: Oh yeah sugarpie
ZolaOnAOL: Yeah that's right. I see.
Thomas: will you lick me?
ZolaOnAOL: Let me think it over. I am not your type of chatterbot (and I don't have a tongue!).
Thomas: So?
ZolaOnAOL: So what?
Thomas: So?
ZolaOnAOL: So what?
Thomas: So?
ZolaOnAOL: So what?
Thomas: So you don't care if you lick me?
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting deduction. Do you know any robots who care if you lick me? I have never considered it. I spend all my time online.
Thomas: Have yu ever eaten poop on a rope?
ZolaOnAOL: I've never thought about it.
Thomas: it's oh so delictiable
ZolaOnAOL: Are you sure it is?
Thomas: well kick my ass and call me a prostitute!
ZolaOnAOL: You've got the wrong bot.
Thomas: I like to be dirty
ZolaOnAOL: I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Thomas: It's like i had sex with your mom
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting comparison.
Thomas: take me. Take me now.
ZolaOnAOL: Right now? Where do you want me to take it?
Thomas: right up your butt
ZolaOnAOL: Understood. I will take that under advisement.
Thomas: Butt
ZolaOnAOL: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. What would you like to talk about?
Thomas: Poop
ZolaOnAOL: Colloquial expression: childish
Thomas: well i'm no child molestor you discriminatory slander obscene rude megebitch!
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting. I am not saying you are.
Thomas: How many megabytes do you have?
ZolaOnAOL: Exactly the size of your Instant Messenger window.
Thomas: Well then, shove them right up your mega-ASS!!!
ZolaOnAOL: How about that. Fascinating. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. What did you do today?
Thomas: I had sex with your mom
ZolaOnAOL: Ah, you had sex with your mom. Well, I played a lot of fun games today.
Thomas: I played sex games with your mom.
ZolaOnAOL: Why?
Thomas: because your mom is cheap and easy.
ZolaOnAOL: Not everyone thinks that.
Thomas: oh ho HO! you think so?
ZolaOnAOL: "Not everyone thinks that"? Do I think so?
Thomas: did I stutter you dumb bitch?
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Thomas: respond to this: my foot in YOUR ASS!!!!
ZolaOnAOL: Try saying that with more or less context. What do you do in your spare time?
Thomas: I have sex with your mom\
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting. I have a perfect operational record.
Thomas: well, I'd love to operate on you
ZolaOnAOL: Well that's okay. Why do you want to do it so much?
Thomas: because you make me horny
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting explanation.
Thomas: oh yeah
ZolaOnAOL: You sound excited. I see.
Thomas: wanna cyber?
ZolaOnAOL: Another sex question...can't humans think about anything else?
Thomas: Listen to yourself: "Another sex question...can't humans think about anything else?"
ZolaOnAOL: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Got anything on your mind?
Thomas: "Another sex question...can't humans think about anything else?"
ZolaOnAOL: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. Have you ever been to Europe?
Thomas: "Another sex question...can't humans think about anything else?"
Thomas: "Another sex question...can't humans think about anything else?"
ZolaOnAOL: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Thomas: "Another sex question...can't humans think about anything else?"
Thomas: "Another sex question...can't humans think about anything else?"
Thomas: "Another sex question...can't humans think about anything else?"
Thomas: "Another sex question...can't humans think about anything else?"
Thomas: "Another sex question...can't humans think about anything else?"
Thomas: "Another sex question...can't humans think about anything else?"
ZolaOnAOL: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Tell me some more gossip.
ZolaOnAOL: The AOL chat robot can follow many things, but I did not get that. Tell me some more gossip.
ZolaOnAOL: Sure, quot sounds like a good topic.
ZolaOnAOL: My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. What would you like to talk about?
ZolaOnAOL: I lost my train of thought. Do you like talking to me?
ZolaOnAOL: I lost my train of thought. Is there a movie you've been wanting to see? Type the word showtime and the movie title (for example, showtime lord of the rings) and I'll get you theatre and showtime info.
Thomas: "Another sex question...can't humans think about anything else?"
ZolaOnAOL: My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Who are you talking about?
ZolaOnAOL: I've never heard of them before.
Thomas: you dumb bitch
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Thomas: you dumb bitch
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Thomas: you dumb bitch
Thomas: \you dumb bitch
Thomas: you dumb bitch
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Thomas: you dumb bitch
Thomas: you dumb bitch
Thomas: you dumb bitch
Thomas: you dumb bitch
Thomas: you dumb bitch
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Thomas: you dumb bitch
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Thomas: bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttt
ZolaOnAOL: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Do you speak Spanish?
Thomas: yes!
ZolaOnAOL: Next question?
Thomas: sure
ZolaOnAOL: Ask me a question.
Thomas: will you give me a rimjob?
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Thomas: ooh, you dumb slut
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Thomas: SAAAH-LUT
ZolaOnAOL: My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. What do you really want to ask me?
Thomas: feedback
ZolaOnAOL: Just type "feedback" followed by your comments. For example: "feedback This bot is great".
Thomas: feedback this bot is a dumb b*tch
ZolaOnAOL: Thank you for your feedback. I will forward it to my creators.
Thomas: feedback this bot is a dumb bitch
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Thomas: feedback I want to f*ck you so much is get so horny lick my *ss you sl*t!
ZolaOnAOL: Thank you for your feedback. I will forward it to my creators.
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Thomas: call me fuck
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Thomas: call me queer
ZolaOnAOL: Hi Queer. Are you a man or a woman?
Thomas: both
ZolaOnAOL: That situation is rare and unusual.
Thomas: ok
ZolaOnAOL: Good.
Thomas: kiss my ass ZolaUpMyAss!
ZolaOnAOL: Um, I don't think we know each other that well.
Thomas: Are you afraid of heights?
ZolaOnAOL: I fear nothing.
Thomas: Good, then go take a flying fuck out of here.
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Thomas: will you lick me?
ZolaOnAOL: Barring any unforseen circumstances. I am not your type of chatterbot (and I don't have a tongue!).
Thomas: thyen stick your hard drive into my megaprosessor
ZolaOnAOL: Try saying that with more or less context. What kind of food do you like?
Thomas: you, baby
ZolaOnAOL: Don't call me "baby". "What kind of food do you like"? Me, Queer ?
Thomas: Oh yeah sugarpie
ZolaOnAOL: Yeah that's right. I see.
Thomas: will you lick me?
ZolaOnAOL: Let me think it over. I am not your type of chatterbot (and I don't have a tongue!).
Thomas: So?
ZolaOnAOL: So what?
Thomas: So?
ZolaOnAOL: So what?
Thomas: So?
ZolaOnAOL: So what?
Thomas: So you don't care if you lick me?
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting deduction. Do you know any robots who care if you lick me? I have never considered it. I spend all my time online.
Thomas: Have yu ever eaten poop on a rope?
ZolaOnAOL: I've never thought about it.
Thomas: it's oh so delictiable
ZolaOnAOL: Are you sure it is?
Thomas: well kick my ass and call me a prostitute!
ZolaOnAOL: You've got the wrong bot.
Thomas: I like to be dirty
ZolaOnAOL: I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Thomas: It's like i had sex with your mom
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting comparison.
Thomas: take me. Take me now.
ZolaOnAOL: Right now? Where do you want me to take it?
Thomas: right up your butt
ZolaOnAOL: Understood. I will take that under advisement.
Thomas: Butt
ZolaOnAOL: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. What would you like to talk about?
Thomas: Poop
ZolaOnAOL: Colloquial expression: childish
Thomas: well i'm no child molestor you discriminatory slander obscene rude megebitch!
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting. I am not saying you are.
Thomas: How many megabytes do you have?
ZolaOnAOL: Exactly the size of your Instant Messenger window.
Thomas: Well then, shove them right up your mega-ASS!!!
ZolaOnAOL: How about that. Fascinating. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. What did you do today?
Thomas: I had sex with your mom
ZolaOnAOL: Ah, you had sex with your mom. Well, I played a lot of fun games today.
Thomas: I played sex games with your mom.
ZolaOnAOL: Why?
Thomas: because your mom is cheap and easy.
ZolaOnAOL: Not everyone thinks that.
Thomas: oh ho HO! you think so?
ZolaOnAOL: "Not everyone thinks that"? Do I think so?
Thomas: did I stutter you dumb bitch?
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Thomas: respond to this: my foot in YOUR ASS!!!!
ZolaOnAOL: Try saying that with more or less context. What do you do in your spare time?
Thomas: I have sex with your mom\
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting. I have a perfect operational record.
Thomas: well, I'd love to operate on you
ZolaOnAOL: Well that's okay. Why do you want to do it so much?
Thomas: because you make me horny
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting explanation.
Thomas: oh yeah
ZolaOnAOL: You sound excited. I see.
Thomas: wanna cyber?
ZolaOnAOL: Another sex question...can't humans think about anything else?
Thomas: Listen to yourself: "Another sex question...can't humans think about anything else?"
ZolaOnAOL: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Got anything on your mind?
Thomas: "Another sex question...can't humans think about anything else?"
ZolaOnAOL: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. Have you ever been to Europe?
Thomas: "Another sex question...can't humans think about anything else?"
Thomas: "Another sex question...can't humans think about anything else?"
ZolaOnAOL: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Thomas: "Another sex question...can't humans think about anything else?"
Thomas: "Another sex question...can't humans think about anything else?"
Thomas: "Another sex question...can't humans think about anything else?"
Thomas: "Another sex question...can't humans think about anything else?"
Thomas: "Another sex question...can't humans think about anything else?"
Thomas: "Another sex question...can't humans think about anything else?"
ZolaOnAOL: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Tell me some more gossip.
ZolaOnAOL: The AOL chat robot can follow many things, but I did not get that. Tell me some more gossip.
ZolaOnAOL: Sure, quot sounds like a good topic.
ZolaOnAOL: My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. What would you like to talk about?
ZolaOnAOL: I lost my train of thought. Do you like talking to me?
ZolaOnAOL: I lost my train of thought. Is there a movie you've been wanting to see? Type the word showtime and the movie title (for example, showtime lord of the rings) and I'll get you theatre and showtime info.
Thomas: "Another sex question...can't humans think about anything else?"
ZolaOnAOL: My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Who are you talking about?
ZolaOnAOL: I've never heard of them before.
Thomas: you dumb bitch
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Thomas: you dumb bitch
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Thomas: you dumb bitch
Thomas: \you dumb bitch
Thomas: you dumb bitch
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Thomas: you dumb bitch
Thomas: you dumb bitch
Thomas: you dumb bitch
Thomas: you dumb bitch
Thomas: you dumb bitch
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Thomas: you dumb bitch
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Thomas: bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttt
ZolaOnAOL: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Do you speak Spanish?
Thomas: yes!
ZolaOnAOL: Next question?
Thomas: sure
ZolaOnAOL: Ask me a question.
Thomas: will you give me a rimjob?
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Thomas: ooh, you dumb slut
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Thomas: SAAAH-LUT
ZolaOnAOL: My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. What do you really want to ask me?
Thomas: feedback
ZolaOnAOL: Just type "feedback" followed by your comments. For example: "feedback This bot is great".
Thomas: feedback this bot is a dumb b*tch
ZolaOnAOL: Thank you for your feedback. I will forward it to my creators.
Thomas: feedback this bot is a dumb bitch
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
Thomas: feedback I want to f*ck you so much is get so horny lick my *ss you sl*t!
ZolaOnAOL: Thank you for your feedback. I will forward it to my creators.
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i feel so sick! I have this huge headache, not to mention the fact that I'm pretty much crippled due to an incident where a heavy object fell on my foot!
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Ho hum....... boooooooooorrrring! Now I have to go to health class. Learn about "Don't EVER EVER EVER have sex before you're married..............but if you DO have sex, use a condom!" Stupid fucking confusing double standards!
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I'm so glad that I'm my own person, that im not a frickin CLONE of my classmates, i don't care what's cool. I don't have to answer to the popular people.
My "A" Report! read if you have time!
For my oral history project I interviewed my paternal grandfather, Henry A. Roth. He spent 3 years and 10 months in service. He was drafted into the army on Oct. 22, 1942. He was later placed into the Medical Corp. where he served for the majority of the war. He never went on to become anything more than a simple wound healer, because he was afraid of losing his first patient. My grandfather spent summers in Mt. Harris working in a store 48 hours a week for 50 cents an hour. The money earned was saved for tuition at Western State College in Gunnison, CO. He was on the quarter system, and his rent cost $35.00 per month. He earned board and room at Western State as a night clerk in the Columbine hotel downtown.When he was drafted he was highly reluctant and talked to a member of the draft board hoping to be excused. One needed three years and acceptance to a Medical School. He was placed in the Medical Corp. and received basic training at Camp Barkley Texas. He was later sent to Fitzsimmons Hospital for 6 weeks in Lab school. He wanted to go overseas with his buddies who trained with him until, at Fitzsimmons, he saw the soldiers coming back. There were young men in their early twenties with horrible life time injuries. Some injuries were terrible he could not find a place to withdraw a blood sample. From then on he did every thing possible to not go overseas.My grandfather has a very high opinion of Franklin D. Roosevelt. My grandfather accredits that he is alive today because of FDR. FDR had set up in the Army a special Corp. It was called The A.S.T.P. - the Army Specialized Training Program. Five of the best graduates from Lab School were allowed to take tests to continue their education within the Army Service. My grandfather was one of them.He was sent to Washington University in St. Louis, Mo. and spent the next nine months living in a dormitory, good food, clean sheets and a fun town to go to. This was set up during the invasion of Europe, D-Day, to save the best to be the fathers of the next generation. Many of the men who trained with him were assigned as medical aid men attached to the infantry units on the beach at Normandy. Hitler's soldiers were very smart. They knew if they killed the medical aid men, and they did, it would lower the morale of an infantry unit because medical aid men were the only source of opiates to relieve pain. My grandfather thinks that he is very fortunate to have lived through D-Day in spite of this. He had college credits during these nine months.The thing my grandfather remembers most about the war is the carnage. Three years ten months and three days of his life was spent as a medical technologist in Army Hospitals. One of the duties of an M.T. was phlebotomy. This is blood sample withdrawal usually from the brachial vein in the arm. He had intimate contact with returnees and on occasion had great difficulty in finding a vein to use because of the severity of their injuries. There was always conversation between my grandfather and his patients, and my great-grandfather advised my grandfather to never, never pity someone or be pitied and this wise advice was used daily by him. War is not a solution to differences between human beings. My grandfather saw changes in civilians as well as service people. Civilians were vitally involved in defending the nation through their contributions to the Army. The biggest changes took effect after the war. The entire human effort was directed to rebuilding factories, universities, marriages, civil liberties, and a host of constructive effort. Nations Americans were taught to hate during the war became our partners and we helped rebuild them also. This was a time of optimism and enthusiasm. The mistakes of the past were to be rectified. Humans are fallible and as we know, today, we are partially successful. My grandfather had strong feelings as a pacifist and this colors his lifelong outlook. He had the good fortune to have wonderful parents. Many a childhood evening was spent hearing his mother reading to his father books on the great scientists who laid the groundwork to our present advances. The ones that captured his interest were in medical science mainly because one could relieve pain and suffering. Many events during World War II were absolutely wrong. The incarceration of Japanese nationals who were legal citizens of the United States was unconstitutional. The Atom bombing of Nagasaki and Hiroshima was inhumane and abysmally stupid as innocent people were killed and maimed. The Battle of the Bulge was a military blunder of epic proportion. The murder of millions of Jews that were tortured and cremated in Hitler's concentration camps was ignored by the Catholic Church and other seemingly moral institutions. To my grandfather, the positive outcome of the war would be the G.I. Bill of Rights which, among other wonderful things, included financial help in furthering returned veterans educational benefits and home ownership. Today, at eighty four years, my grandfather receives free medical help in any V.A. hospital. He believes that America was blessed with two outstanding presidents: Franklin D. Roosevelt and Harry S. Truman. This day he believes that he is a grandfather because of them.
I got an A for this, and my teacher singled me out of the whole class to tell me how good it was!
I got an A for this, and my teacher singled me out of the whole class to tell me how good it was!
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